My site, as of this moment, is inactive. I know what you’re thinking, “No shit, Josh. You’ve posted twice the last two weeks” Well there’s good reason for this. I’ve been working on a new format. It’s called Scandals and Animals (forward to 6:30).
Things should be wrapped up in the next couple weeks and we can all get back to normal. For now, just chill. In the words of the Govenator, I’ll be back.
This is what you reward yourself with when you beat the best basketball team in the league. We’re talking +132 for our opponent after 4 undefeated games. We took them down!

For the record, that’s two lime Diet Coke’s in one monstrous glass I found in the cupboard.
You know you’re the fattest man in the world when you’ve lost over 500lbs and still weigh nearly 700lbs. This dude tipped the scales at 1200lbs at one point and still holds the record for worlds heaviest man.
The thing I don’t get, is why not wear a shirt?

